Dustin the Turkey

Sébastien Tellier, France's contestant  will be singing in English at May's Eurovision and Ireland will try to win the contest for the eighth time with a bird puppet !
Dustin, the popular handpuppet (he's been working for TV since 1990) asks the jury in his song to ..
"give douze points to Ireland,
for its lowlands and its highlands,
for Wogan's wig and Bono's leather pants.
We brought you Guinness and Westlife,
800-years of war and strife, but we all apologise for Riverdance"
We'll have to wait and see if the rest of Europe share the same sense of humour as the Irish !